Click here to read Queenie and Twizzler's letter!!

Okay..I'm ready! Turn off the lights!

No.. It's MY remote Control!

Shoe?? What Shoe??

I think I can..I think I can!!

Seriously..The funniest Wiener Pic ever!

Hey..anyone seen the puppy???

Next time it rains..I've got it covered!
Don't these two look like they are smiling??

Is it me?? or is Callie just hillarious??
I laughed forever when I opened this e-mail!

This is Smallz! Isn't that a cute name?


Some Puppies just have to sleep to make you laugh!!

Happy Birthday, Bella!!
Has it been a year already?

Toby
Coomer
Ellie Curry

Pics that make your heart melt..and make you laugh at the same time!
Thanks, Camille for sharing these with everyone!
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You
can't imagine how much time and patience goes into taking puppy
pictures. Just try to talk a small puppy into sitting still
while
you FLASH them in the eyes with your camera.
It's pretty darned funny!
Here are some of our favorite "out takes"

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
FOR THOSE THAT
DON'T, IT IS A TRUE STORY.
The following was found posted very
low on a refrigerator door.
Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes on the floor
with the paw prints are
yours and contain your food. The other dishes are
mine and contain my
food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does
not mean
that it is suddenly your food, nor do I find that
aesthetically
pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed
by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Racing me to the top of the stairs is not
the object. Tripping me
doesn't help because I fall faster than you can
run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very
sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch
to
ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball
when
they sleep. It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each
other,
stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that
sticking
tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the
other end to
maximize space that you are taking up, is nothing but
sarcasm.
For the
last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by
some miracle, I
beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
not necessary to claw,
whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your
paw under the edge in an
attempt to open the door. I must exit
through the same door I entered.
Also, I have been using the bathroom
for years - canine/feline attendance is
not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go
smell the
other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this
enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following
message
on the front door:
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO
COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If
you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture. That's
why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I
like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted
sons/daughters
who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak
clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because
they:
(1) eat less, (2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are
easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to
drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(7)
don't smoke or drink,
(8) don't want to wear your clothes,
(9)
don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion
dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their
children .....
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