Click here to read Queenie and Twizzler's letter!!
Okay..I'm ready! Turn off the lights!
No.. It's MY remote Control!
Shoe?? What Shoe??
I think I can..I think I can!!
Seriously..The funniest Wiener Pic ever!
Hey..anyone seen the puppy???
Next time it rains..I've got it covered!
Don't these two look like they are smiling??
Is it me?? or is Callie just hillarious??
I laughed forever when I opened this e-mail!
This is Smallz! Isn't that a cute name?
Some Puppies just have to sleep to make you laugh!!
Happy Birthday, Bella!!
Has it been a year already?
Toby Coomer Ellie Curry
Pics that make your heart melt..and make you laugh at the same time!
Thanks, Camille for sharing these with everyone!
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You can't imagine how much time and patience goes into taking puppy pictures. Just try to talk a small puppy into sitting still while you FLASH them in the eyes with your camera.
It's pretty darned funny!
Here are some of our favorite "out takes"
FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY.
FOR THOSE THAT DON'T, IT IS A TRUE STORY.
The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door.
Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are
yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my
food. Placing a paw print in the middle of my plate does not mean
that it is suddenly your food, nor do I find that aesthetically
pleasing in the slightest.
The stairway was not designed by NASCAR and is not a racetrack.
Racing me to the top of the stairs is not the object. Tripping me
doesn't help because I fall faster than you can run.
I cannot buy anything bigger than a king sized bed. I am very sorry
about this. Do not think I will continue sleeping on the couch to
ensure your comfort. Dogs and cats can actually curl up in a ball
when they sleep. It Is not necessary to sleep perpendicular to each
other, stretched out to the fullest extent possible. I also know that
sticking tails straight out and having tongues hanging out on the
other end to maximize space that you are taking up, is nothing but
sarcasm.
For the last time, there is no secret exit from the bathroom! If, by
some miracle, I beat you there and manage to get the door shut, it is
not necessary to claw, whine, meow, try to turn the knob or get your
paw under the edge in an attempt to open the door. I must exit
through the same door I entered. Also, I have been using the bathroom
for years - canine/feline attendance is not required.
The proper order for kissing is: Kiss me first, then go smell the
other dog or cat's butt. I cannot stress this enough.
Finally, in fairness, dear pets, I have posted the following message
on the front door:
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT OUR PETS:
(1) They live here. You don't.
(2) If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the
furniture. That's why they call it 'fur'-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters
who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don't speak clearly.
Remember, dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
(1) eat less, (2) don't ask for money all the time,
(3) are easier to train,
(4) normally come when called,
(5) never ask to drive the car,
(6) don't hang out with drug-using people;
(7) don't smoke or drink,
(8) don't want to wear your clothes,
(9) don't have to buy the latest fashions,
(10) don't need a gazillion dollars for college and
(11) if they get pregnant, you can sell their children .....
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