Ponderosa Dachshunds

Dachshund Nicknames and Funnies

The Dachshund is probably one of the most recongnizable dog breeds in the world.  Funny enough, it is also one of the most nicknamed and joked about dog breeds in the world, too!  Here are some of the funniest and most common that we have heard so far!

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Let's start with the most common nicknames!
Weiner Dog
Weenie Dog
Hot Dog
Sausage Dog
Slinky Dog
Dash Hound
Doxie
Dachsie



Why did the cowboy get a Dachshund??
Because someone told him to "get a long little doggy"

A Dachshund is half a dog tall..and two dogs long!

The Pink Dachshund
This is a great e-mail that several of my customers and Dachshund lover friends pass around from time to time!
the pink dachshund

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